Going to check your test grade and walking back to your desk

coolst0rybraah:

 whole year in algebra last year. ha

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via hiitsmike)

First weeks of 10th grade is goin to suckk! Me complaining.

Have to face my former best friend, who didnt even have the balls to tell me why she was mad, and who doesnt even know what two-faced means. Goin to have to see my used to be 3 year crush, who ended up bein a jerk, when he knows i liked him and i never got around to telling him i dont anymore. awkward. :/ And im pretty sure hes a closet gay, who needs to grow a pair and come out, pretendin to be a man whore isnt a good cover. oh yeah and seein all the other ppl i dont like but havin to pretend i like em just so i have some entertainment.

But i suppose it will all be better then how my summer in august went. Now that was some depressin stuff in august. bleh.

Kid: "Mom?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
Me: "...are you gay?"
Kid: "Yes."
Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT GLEE IN THE DVD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."

Prettty messed up that you skrewed me over when i did nothing wrong, yet you were the one to end up with the happy ending. Karma hurry up.

When people are arguing and try to pull me into the conversation: Nigga I’m just here for some entertainment.

to-infinity-and-beeyond:

OMG FOREVER REBLOG

to-infinity-and-beeyond:

OMG FOREVER REBLOG

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Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you’re a multicultural bastard.

“Can I have some water, por favor?” ;)

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Why does no one in my house understand that if the door is closed when they walk in a room, they should close it when they walk out.

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